Just Lilying through life
|"Not all those who wander are lost."
I think you're snazzy.
everyone says they want a fairytale wedding but when i show up and curse their firstborn suddenly i’m the jerk
MY MOUTH JUST AUTOCORRECTED? I TRIED TO SAY EMOTIONS BUT I SAID “EMO SAUSAGES???”
my mouth just autocorrected
ANY GLASS OF WATER YOU DRINK HAS PROBABLY BEEN THROUGH AT LEAST ONE DINOSAUR ISN’T THAT AMAZING?!
OMG so I just figured out the word “hurt”